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[dresdenforhire]

I wouldn’t say that I’m a petty person. Other people might say things like that but I personally wouldn’t. I would say though that I have a long memory for messing with people. Like say when your girlfriend makes an offhand comment about me not being romantic I remember something like that so I can use it to mess with her later under the guise of “I’m just trying to be romantic”. Not that it would fool Karrin one bit but that’s not the point. The point is to do a huge production in front of all her neighbors. Whatever the aftermath of that was I’d deal with it then.

Which was why I was outside of her house at 10 AM standing on the hood of the Blue Beetle with my guitar and a pick up, amp, and mic designed by Dark Elves. It was stupidly expensive for what amounted to a prank but doing things “stupidly” was one of my character traits and I don’t think anyone would be surprised I went this far. I could hardly wait to see how annoyed she was with what I was about to do. Clearing my throat I began to play, leaning into the mic…

“Wise men say, only fools rush in. But I can’t help, falling in love with you…”